Zooey Deschanel is a married lady!

Much love and congratulations go out to indie it-girl Zooey Deschanel who married Deathcab for Cutie frontman Ben Gibbard in Seattle over the weekend. The pair have been engaged for almost a year, and dated since 2007.

Zooey starred in this years summer indie hit "500 Days of Summer" and is also part of the musical collaboration with M.Ward - She & Him. I am a fan of both her acting and singing... her deadpan and slightly sardonic portrayal of characters always impressed me. I always thought she was good, but became a fan since she appeared in season 2 of Weeds as Kat - the quirky (and by quirky, I actually mean crazy) ex-girlfriend Justin Kirk's Andy Botwin.

This is a very low-key couple, few details regarding the ceremony have been released. And I don't expect them to. Hopefully we will get one teeny tiny pic of the happy couple.

Here is Zooey performing as part of She & Him on MTV Canada in July of 2008. Love, love love. I will be seeing M.Ward as part of the Monsters of Folk Concert I am going to in a few weeks. Maybe I will get beyond lucky and Zooey will come and sing a song or two with him... That would make my life.

XO

Vagina Virgin is Getting Hitched Ya'll

The oldest Jonas Brother is swapping his purity ring for a wedding ring. 21 year old Kevin Jonas couldn't take the dry humping and occasional game of just the tip anymore (only on very special occasions) and proposed to his equally sexually frustrated girlfriend Danielle Deanasa, 22. The couple have been dating since May 2007. I am surprised he waited that long! Kevin apparently showed up on her new Jersey doorstep the morning after their second Vancity concert, dropped down on one knee and presented Danielle with a cushion cut ring that he designed himself. According to People.com, Kevin stated that "she said Yes, yes, yes superfast like 500 times in a row". Isn't that nauseating?

I honestly wish them well. I hope that they stay together forever, have enough children to start a Partridge Family style band, and when they die they get to sit on white fluffy clouds together in Heaven and mock those of us burning in Hell. But I worry. What if the vagina is simply not for him? I mean he has nothing to compare it to but what if, on his wedding night, he realises, you know what, I don't really like vagina, I think I wanna give penis a shot? What if he is the gay Jonas brother - you do know that one of them is gay right? That is how it is in all boy bands. I think it may be written in their contracts. One is gay and at least one goes to rehab.

This post is why I will be burning in Hell.

XO