The First of Chase?

Okay, so this is coming from Star magazine so is probably total bulls*it. And even if the woman in question actually made these comments, note that she is a professional fame-whore so again - probably total bulls*t. But this is just far too amusing to not comment on.....

Shauna Sands.... I don't really know what her claim to fame is. Porn Star? Playboy in the 90's? Married to and divorced from Lorenzo Lamas? Plastic surgery nightmare? She is all of these things (except for the porn star, of that I am not sure) Anyways, she has apparently told Star magazine that in 2003, she not only deflowered a then 18 year old Gossip Girl hottie Chace Crawford, but that they dated on and off for about a year.

I guess this could conceivably be true? An 18 year old guy dating a Playmate who is 14 years older than he is? I can imagine that would be pretty cool right? Even if she is a plastic woman....But really.... a boy as pretty as Chace waiting until he was 18 to pop his cherry? Doubtful. I am sure that he had chicks throwing themselves at his perfectly manicured self from the age of about 14. Sh*t I am sure that his friend's mothers were hitting on him daily.

I am calling bulls*it on Shauna Sands. I am sure that she has someting to pimp. A book? A make-up line for the Home Shopping Network? My guess is she is bitter about her ex-hubby's reallity show and is looking for some press of her own.....

'Nuff said.

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Nekkid or Fully-Clothed: Marge > Tara

Tara Reid is set to be outshone by a cartoon Character. Tara - who would attend the opening of a letter if someone paid her enough - is set to show us what years of partying and crappy plastic surgery can do to a 33 year old former starlet's body, by posing nekkid in an upcoming issue of Playboy.

I am not sure who exactly wants to see photos of Tara Reid naked, but I am sure that there are some fans out there right? I am going to say more power to her. If she is comfortable enough with her body to withstand the scrutiny and probable ridicule that these pictures will generate - more good for her. I am a woman. I will not judge another woman for this choice - even if I think it is a bad idea. All I will say is praise the godesses for airbrushing. Cause while I believe that Tara actually looks like the picture on the left, I think she will end up looking more like the picture on the right.

Sadly for Tara's self esteem, word on the interwebs is that more people would rather see whether cartoon character Marge Simpson's carpet matches the behive (not my joke - it was all over twitter) than if she is a fan of Brazilians (I am going with yes on this)

Marge Simpson, wife of Homer, mother to Bart, Lisa and Maggie is gracing the cover of November's Playboy. This is the first time in the magazines 56 year history that a cartoon character has been featured in a pictorial. Apparently Marge will be nekkid for these shots.

I think this is awesome. An outstanding marketing ploy for both Playboy and The Simpson's. Not that I have that much interest in seeing a fictional blue-haired yellow skinned cartoon character in the buff. And it is generating a ton of buzz for a magazine that has been slipping recently - remember the whole Heidi Montag bullsh*it. I also have zero interest in seeing Heidi... But, she totally implied that the spread she did a few months ago would be of the nekkid kind. But in the end, we saw nothing that we hadn't already seen in one of the thousand "candid" bikini shots over the last few years.

I do want to see the nekkid photos of Marge Simpson. And yes, I realise how completely creepy that sounds. I don't care. Nekkid Marge! Bring it on.

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