Madonna celebrates her birthday with the kids!

Madonna recently celebrated her 51st birthday in Italy during a quick break on her never ending world tour. Seriously, I saw her last October...... is everyone in the entire world going to have seen Madonna by the time this Sweet and Sticky tour ends?

Madonna had all of her children with her (except for Rocco, her son with Guy Ritchie), including 22 year old model boyfriend Jesus Luz. Jesus had obviously done all of his homework and chores that day as he was allowed to play with all the other kids and jump off the big-boy diving board.... weeeee! He looks so happy doesn't he? And with no floaties. Oh they grow up so fast don't they?

Ya know what, more power to her. If when I am over 50 I can get and keep a 22 year old I will be happy. But then again, I am not Madonna and am not able to offer al of the "extras that she is able to give to her boy-toy. My circumstances would have to change drastically for me to be able to take someone (let alone myself) to Portofino Italy any time soon.

I also love that Madge has a few people around to shield her from the sun. She must have forgotten that having a personal umbrella attendant is soooo 2001. Remember P.Diddy - or was he still Puff Daddy back then - ugh I don't know or care - had his personal valet Farnsworth Bentley shielding him from the sun at Cannes in 2001? Madonna definitely needs to keep her old man hands out of the sun. She can't afford any more wrinkles on those puppies.

It is a little much that one of her people has to swim carrying a frilly umbrella just so Madge is kept out of the sun. Oh Madonna, you are the wacky!

XO

Lindsay Lohan works harder than you!

Fresh off her birthday week celebrations in Vegas & LA, quotes attributed to Lindsay Lohan are making their way around the interweb.

LiLo reportedly gave an interview to UK's OK! Magazine where she stated "I work harder than most of my friends parents." She went on to say "I'm the hardest working person I know. I'm a workaholic. I don't know what to do when I'm not working. I get creatively frustrated."

Oh honey, the reason you think you work harder than anyone you know is that most of the people you hang out with are privileged twats who don't understand the concept of working for a living. With the exception of Samantha Ronson, who always seems to be working, most if not all of the "friends" you hang out with are enabling douches who are using you for their own agendas.

Lindsay is making it really hard for me to continue to be in her corner with crap like this. I wanna support her. I really do. I want her to show all the haters that her career highlight will not be The Parent Trap. Can't someone do the whole Britney conservatorship thing with her? I guess for that to happen, the enablers would have to NOT be members of her family. If Lindsay gets her sh*t together, the gravy train may stop for Dina. Ugh.

Oh, the above are some images of Lindsay hard at work on Thursday. Huh. My hard day at work doesn't normally consist of 2 hour lunches followed by an extended dinner. Maybe I am doing it wrong?

XO

Tuesday June 23rd

Just got back from a work event. Four glasses of wine instead of the prescribed two. As a lite-weight this could be a bit of a problem. Oops. Pretty sure I told one of my accounts that I was just using someone for sex? And the someone was a chick and I am straight. Crap. Oh well.

Okay, onto the news of the day:

Welcome to the World Marion & Tabitha Broderick!

One of my fave's Ms Sarah Jessica Parker has become a momma yet again. Ferris Bueller and Carrie Bradshaw became proud parents, via a surrogate. The official quote released by SJP's peeps is as follows:

“Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick are delighted to announce the healthy arrival of their two daughters at 3:58 p.m. on June 22 in Ohio. Marion Loretta Elwell Broderick weighed 5 lbs., 11 oz., and Tabitha Hodge Broderick weighed 6 pounds. Both Hodge and Elwell are family names on Parker’s side. The babies are doing beautifully and the entire family is over the moon.”

Yay! Love SJP so hard and am happy that everything went well after the whole Surrogate break-in scandal. You heard about this right? 2 Police Chiefs from Ohio allegedly broke into the home of the surrogate in an effort to gather information for the tabloids. Okay, so being a celebrity means you give up some of your privacy. But for police officers to break into the home of a pregnant woman to gather dirt for the paps. Ugh. I hope they make lots of fun and interesting friends in prison.



Huge congrats and lurve to SJP and Matthew. I think these two munchkins will be quite the fashionistas and I can't wait to see them grow up! I am sure that James Wilke will love being a big brother to his new little sisters!

Perez is still a douche

I hate to give him more press, but Perez just doesn't know when to quit. He was called out by the good folks at GLAAD for his clearly homophobic slurs hurled at Will.I.Am. Another obscenely long statement "from the heart" was issued today defending his words. I agree violence is wrong. Buddy who clocked him shouldn't have. But Perez needs to realise that words can hurt as well. Okay I think I am done with this. Until the court case. Cause you know that Perez is gonna take it as far as he can.

Happy Happy Birthday to Joss Whedon!

Creator of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, Firefly, and Dollhouse. And Dr. Horrible. Can't believe I almost forgot my NPH and Dr Horrible. I am so happy that you were born. You are beyond genius and have given us all some of the best TV ever. Hands down. Never stop Joss. Ever.

Awesome pic is from Neill's A-Z of Awesomeness. It is a rad site. Ch-ch-check it out yo!

RIP To Ed McMahon

Admittedly, I am too young and too Australian to really appreciate the whole Ed McMahon phenomenon. But I do know that he was the best sidekick ever. Much love to his family and friends on his sad passing

Blargh. Bed beckons me! Another long day tomorrow. but I am thrilled to report that it is the very last fricking cluster fam of the year! So beyond over these things and so over the moon thay are dunzo. Snoopy dance of happiness going on in my head right now.

Yet to watch True Blood or last nites Nurse Jackie. Just caught up on Chelsea Lately and My Jon Stewart. My PVR is at over 80% and that worries me a titch. Maybe on my vacation (5 more days of work to go - woot!) I can clear some stuff out. I have all of Angels in America on there. I love it, but need to be in the right mood ya know?

Okay, Special K Red Berries, then bed.

XO