Ivana Trump is my new Hero

I am not a fan of bratty kids or Ivana Trump. Contrary to popular opinion from those in my life, it is not that I do not like children per se. I just like it more when kids that I do not know are far away from me. And it is not all kids, your children are probably fine. You know those kids who run around like crazy in restaurant, shops, movie theatres etc. they are the ones that bug me. The ones that have no manners. I am sure that your children are fine.

And Ivana Trump not only married Donald Trump, but called their daughter Ivanka. Enough said.

Never in my wildest dreams could I conceive of an instance where these two annoyances would collide. But yesterday, they did. In a way that I could never have imagined. Ivana Trump was physically escorted off of a plane in Florida because she yelled at some little brats who were running up and down the aisles of the first class cabin. This is the most fantastic news I have heard in a long while. Fantastic and amazing.

According to the Orlando Sentinel:

Ivana Trump, the first ex-wife of billionaire Donald Trump, was escorted by sheriff's deputies off a flight Saturday afternoon at Palm Beach International Airport after she screamed and cursed at children, authorities said.

Trump, 60, of Palm Beach, was seated in first class and apparently became irate because children were running up and down the aisle and screaming, Palm Beach County sheriff's officials said.

Trump, who last week filed for divorce from her third husband, has not been charged in the incident. The FBI declined to investigate, sheriff's officials said.

Flight attendants on the LaGuardia-bound Delta flight told deputies that they tried to calm Trump by offering her another seat and headphones. Trump instead became more belligerent.

The plane was just leaving gate C1 when the incident occurred, and the pilot decided to pull back to the gate and call for help, officials said.

According to the Sheriff's Office, Trump used the "f" word toward the crew and passengers, including children. Officials said she began screaming in vulgar terms for children to shut up.

Deputies asked Trump to voluntarily exit the plane, but they said she refused numerous times. Deputies then "physically escorted her off the aircraft," officials said.

Deputies said Trump repeatedly cursed at them as well. Trump's driver picked her up at the airport soon after.

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Okay, while I am not condoning Trump's behaviour - using curse words in front of and particularly to small children is never a good. But, WTF is up with anyone being allowed to roam the aisles of a plane during take off. Since when is that okay? Regardless of my whole bratty kids misbehaving rant and especially in light of the recent terrorist incident on that flight from Amsterdam to Detroit, again I say WTF? Flight attendants are like staff sergeants. Why would they allow the little pissers to run up and down the aisles of the plane once it has left the gate?

I really wish someone had this on You-tube. Would it not be amazing to see the refined, cultured, uber rich Ivana Trump cursing like a sailor and getting her designer clothed ass dragged off of a plane? Please let someone have it on tape. Please please please.

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Charlie Sheen is spending Xmas in jail!

One day I would like to spend Christmas in Aspen, Colorado. Lots of celebrities spend the Holiday season there, skiing and strutting their stuff on the streets. Particularly Mariah Carey. She is always there in some ridiculously inappropriate ensemble that is impossible to walk the icy streets in. Aspen looks real pretty and festive and a fun place to spot some celebs spending time with their families. Unfortunately, Charlie Sheen will not be sitting down to Christmas Dinner with his family this evening. Instead of spending the night with his wife and their infant sons, he is in the big house having been arrested early this morning for a number of offences with a domestic violence component.

According to People.com:

"Charlie Sheen was arrested Friday at 11:20 a.m. on domestic violence charges.

The Two and a Half Men star was booked for second-degree assault, menacing and criminal mischief, according to a spokesperson for the Pitkin County Sheriff's Department in Aspen, Colo.

"Carlos Irwin Estevez, also known as the actor Charles I. Sheen, was brought to the Pitkin County Colorado Jail for booking and incarceration following his arrest by the Aspen Police Department,” Pitkin County Sheriffs Office patrol director Jeff Lumsden said in a statement.

The actor's rep, Stan Rosenfield, tells PEOPLE, "Do not be mislead by appearance. Appearance and reality can be as different as night and day. It would benefit everyone not to jump to any conclusion."

Sheen, 44, spent Christmas in jail after an alleged scuffle with his wife, Brooke Mueller. He is being held with no bond, and he will remain in jail until his court appearance due to Colorado law which mandates a protection order between those arrested for domestic violence and their victims. "

Damn it Charlie. Why couldn't you keep your shit together. You had been doing so well married, 2 new babies, a popular show (that I do not watch cause - but apparently he is the highest paid man in comedy) and most importantly a talentless fame whore of an ex wife that I am happy to report had been out of the spotlight for the last few months.

Geesh. I had not seen hide nor hair of Denise Richards in quite a while. Now she is gonna have her face plastered all over the tabloids. Cause you know all the magazines will be clamouring for her take on the whole thing. Hopefully she will have the decency to not talk sh*t about the father of her children. Although she is one of the whoriest of the fame whores, I don't think she will take things that far. Do you?

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Britney, Britney, Britney

My first thought when I saw this photo was "Nice Poncho." Now, they tell me that sarcasm doesn't always translate from the written word... so perhaps I should rephrase this to "Please, never wear this out of the house again" It is most definitely a world of NO.

My second thought was "Mom hair" - cause in the pic on the left it is total mom hair. And, yes I know she is an actual mom. It is just not Britney Spears hair. I was also a little bit thrilled at the possibility that this shorter do meant that he crappy ass weave days we finally behind her. It was a Festivus Miracle! Praise Jeebus.

But no. The miracle of Festivus has yet to reveal itself. The weave is still beyond words. Now, I may be a little slow about some things. But I will never understand how Britney can leave the house looking like that. Knowing that she will be followed and photographed from every angle. How do you leave, knowing your hair looks like that. I am not even remotely famous and I would never leave my apartment with that ratty, stringy mess. Throw on a touque, grab a cute hat, or - a novel concept for Brit-Brit apparently - run a f*cking comb through your hair.

Note to Papa Spears: I know that the conservatorship is possibly coming to an end. But seriously? Is that a good idea? I know it is just a case of lack of hair brushing..... but it is a slippery slope from simply not brushing out a weave, to shaving your head and attacking photogs with an umbrella. Just saying.

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Photo Credit: Bauer Griffin / Splash

Cop Convicted in SJP Surrogate Theft - yes, a Cop!

Since the birth in late June, and the release of one family photo a week later, we have seen very little of Marion & Tabitha Broderick - twin daughters of Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick, born via a surrogate. The family have kept a very low profile, which is pretty surprising considering Sarah has been hard at work filming the Sex & The City 2 sequel for the past few months. Good for them! Although, if I am honest with ya'll I would secretly really like to see a new batch of photos of these budding fashionista's.

The family was back in the press late yesterday with news out of Ohio of a conviction in the theft case surrounding the surrogate mother of the girls. Police Chief (yes, Police Chief) Barry Carpenter was found guilty of three of the six charges he was accused of - receiving stolen property, tampering with evidence and theft in office.

Apparently Police Chief Barry Carpenter, along with Police Chief Chad Dojack - who goes on trial in January - met with "freelance photographers" offering ultrasound pictures, photos, legal documents about the surrogacy agreement and other items. By "freelance photographers" I am assuming they mean paparazzi..... How heinous is that? Carpenter claims that the conversations with the photographers were a joke, and that he only entered the house of Ross when he noticed a door ajar. BULLS*IT.

Holy mother f*ckers. Is anyone else totally and completely creeped out by this whole situation. I know that not all police are exactly ethical - or moral for that matter (a vast majority are I am sure), this is just beyond horrible. To break into a pregnant woman's house and steal ultrasound images that you are planning on selling to the highest bidder? This just makes me cringe. It would be horrible if a regular dirtbag did it, but for someone whose job it is to uphold and enforce the law? Asshole. Special place in hell for people like this.

There are no words for what I hope happens to this guy in prison. But let me just say that I hope his cellmate wanted to "Save Ferris" at some point in his life.

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"F Love"

I have made my opinions on the Chris Brown - Rihanna situation very very clear. See here, here, here, here, here and even here for my thoughts on this situation. I didn’t have this wee blog back in February when this all went down (which I just realised was on my birthday!), I can only imagine what I would have said about it……

Last night on ABC's 20/20 Rihanna spoke publicly for the first time about the horrific beating she took at the hands of her then boyfriend –Chris Brown - why she went back to him after he had slammed her head against a windshield, choked, bit and punched her on February 7th 2009, and why she finally came to the realisation that she could not stay with him even though she still loved him.

“Rihanna on Friday described the horror she felt as her ex-boyfriend Chris Brown was biting and punching her during a violent argument in February, saying she saw "no soul in his eyes."
"There was no person when I looked at him," the 21-year-old singer recalled during the second installment of an interview airing on ABC's "Good Morning America." "He had no soul in his eyes. Just blank."
Brown was arrested Feb. 8, hours after he was accused of beating Rihanna after the two argued over another woman. He later pleaded guilty to felony assault.
In the interview, Rihanna, who is no longer with Brown, described him as "definitely my first big love." She said their relationship was intense.
"The more in love we became, the more dangerous we became for each other — equally as dangerous," she said. "It was a bit of an obsession almost."
The attack occurred in Los Angeles' Hancock Park neighborhood as Brown drove a rented sports car. She said it was triggered when she saw a text message on his phone from another woman and confronted him about it. She said he lied about it and "I wouldn't drop it."
A search warrant affidavit filed in the case stated that Brown hit, choked and bit Rihanna and tried at one point to push her from the car.
"It was ugly," she said.
During the beating, the singer said she had no idea how it would end: "That's all I kept thinking the whole time, 'When is it going to stop? When is it going to stop?'"
Brown was sentenced to five years' probation, six months of community labor and a year of domestic violence counseling after he pleaded guilty to felony assault.
In portions of the interview aired Thursday, Rihanna warned other women facing domestic violence to not let themselves become blinded by love. She also said she regretted going back to Brown, saying it sent the wrong message to her fans.
Brown, 20, has apologized to fans and has said he has repeatedly apologized to Rihanna for the attack. Brown will recount his perspective in an interview to air Friday on MTV.
Despite the beating, Rihanna said she still cares about Brown.
"I don't hate him at all," she said. "I actually love and care about him and I'm concerned about him doing well. I want him to do well — have a great career, have a great life, and grow up. Just take this as something that you had to go through to grow up and learn."
Rihanna's interview coincides with the debut of her new single, "Russian Roulette," from her upcoming album, "Rated R."

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For me, it was an extremely powerful and emotional interview to watch. Rihanna appeared uncomfortable discussing certain aspects of what happened, and refused to allow the interview to descend into a “Chris Brown did me wrong” sob-fest. She spoke articulately and carefully, in very even tones - there was no breakdown, she did not weep in Diane Sawyer's waiting arms. And I am sure that Diane was a little bit pissed about that. Such a coup to get this interview and not one sob, not even a voice quiver.

People have been questioning the timing and the motivation. There have also been many comments about both her hair and her outfit. For fu*k’s sake… #rihannasforhead has been a trending topic on Twitter for almost 24 hours. Srsly.

Yes she has an album coming out. But can you please explain to me when is the right time for her to discuss this? When do all of you out there on the interweb feel it is appropriate for her to talk publicly about what was likely the most traumatic experience of her life? Rihanna’s motivation is irrelevant. Do people honestly think she wants to talk about this? That this is fun for her? That she is using the hell of the past year to promote an album? When would have been the right time? 6 months? 2 months? 2 weeks? When do all the judgy people feel she should be discussing being beaten senseless by the man she loved?

She not only went through abuse in the public eye. She went through the aftermath in public. Most abuse victims do not have millions of people scrutinising everything they do, dissecting the most traumatic experiences of their lives, judging them for not talking about it, judging them for smiling, judging them for seeing him, following them wherever they go, looking at leaked police photos.

I commend her for speaking about it. She didn’t have to. She could have promoted the f*ck out of this album by skirting around the questions and refusing to discuss it. Many others would have.

She is using the media because she went through this in the public eye. We all “know” what happened. Most of us saw that photo. We have all been speculating what exactly happened that night. Chris said nothing on his “interview” on Larry King. 99% of people in abusive relationships or those who suffer any form of abuse are not going through it with millions of people watching. People are going to talk about it regardless of if she does press or not. She is taking control of this situation and doing what she can to shut down the speculation.

For Rihanna to speak publicly about this and use what happened to her as a forum for others to learn from her experience is very commendable. There is no right time for her to discuss this. If she had come out right after so many would have been on her back about it. If she refused to talk about it now, there would have been an outcry.

The poor girl cannot win. I really wish people would listen to what she is saying instead of judging her for her timing, her hair or her outfit. All of that crap diminishes the importance of what she is saying. She is saying something that is really hard to hear and I think many people don’t understand about abusive relationships. That you love that person, even though they hit you. That you love them and go back even though they destroy you. That in spite of what they do (be it once or over years), you love them. This is a powerful message for young girls. That even though you love them, you can leave them. That even though you love them, you should leave them. That is is not always about love. As she said….. f*ck love.

I am not a particular fan of Ri-ri. Her music is fun and okay I guess. I would never spend my cash on her album. But now, I have an urge to buy anything she has released.

I am also not going to read comments on any more blogs cause they just make me angrier and angrier. People are so unbelievably ignorant and narrow-minded and stupid. I am getting riled up just thinking about it. Boo f*cking hiss to you all who are judging Rihanna for any of this.

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Chris Brown "sentenced"

He officially got away with it. Yay to Chris Brown and his fancy high-priced legal team. He is young and rich and powerful and he got away with beating the crap out of his girlfriend.

Remember, 3 weeks after beating the crap out of his girlfriend he was photographed in Miami, flirting with some fame hungry and highly unintelligent girls, riding a jetski without a care in the world.

In case you had forgotten, he punched her repeatedly, tried to push her out of a moving vehicle, smashed her head into a window, bit her, choked her to the point where she almost lost consciousness, and threatened to kill her - all while in a moving vehicle. But he is not going to jail.

He received 5 years probation, an order to complete a domestic violence program and 180 hours of "hard labour" in Virginia. He must also stay away from the woman he beat the crap out of.

I have written about this before. Anything I say will be a rehash of what I have already said. There a NO WORDS for what he did. No excuses or explanations that he can give that will make it okay or make me forget what he did. I am literally incapable of writing down a coherent, logical thought right now. See this for my opinion.

http://theglasshousecelebrityblog.blogspot.com/2009/07/chris-browns-faux-pology.html

According to TMZ, there were girls at the courthouse screaming that they loved him. And you wonder why I am such a cynical bitch? People suck.

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Blue Pit Match: Michael Vicks v's Chris Brown

At my old job at Grouse Mountain, we used to while away the hours debating "Blue Pit Matches". We would pick 2 people and discuss who would win in a hypothetical fight to the death in the Blue Pit. The Pit is where the Blue Skyride docked and is sort of like a cement cage. Grouse's own personal Cage Match. Anytime anyone had the slightest disagreement......"to the pit" was our rallying cry. Good times, good times. While we would normally discuss people we worked with (tons of excess testosterone amongst millwrights and electricians), occasionally the subject of celebrities would come up.

So today when Twitter informed me that that Michael Vicks had been signed to the Philadelphia Eagles I had one of those light-bulb moments. You remember Michael Vicks right? He is that insanely rich professional footballer who ran that dogfighting ring. You know the f*cker who reportedly participated in the killing of dogs who did not perform well in test fights. The guy who the idiot NFL Commissioner decided to reinstate.

I am proposing a Blue Pit Match between animal abuser Michael Vicks and girlfriend abuser Chris Brown. Would that not be the most amazing thing ever? Throw those two f*ckers in a pit and make them battle to the death? Awesomeness. And then throw in some of the dog's Vick's abused to finish the survivor off. Oh wait, they had to be put down because they were treated so badly. F*cker.

I do have a memory of one of the more interesting Millwrights telling us all that if he was ever so badly hurt on the job that he would be "a burden" on his much younger and much hotter wife, that we should just grab a hammer and put him out of his misery. I am sure I could find someone to do that for either Vicks or Brown.

Why is it that if you are young and "talented" in America, you can get away with pretty much anything. Well, look at OJ, he even got away with murdering 2 people. Ugh. This kind of sh*t makes me so mad I can barely see straight. There is a very, very special in Hell for people like Michael Vicks and Chris Brown. F*ckers. Lots of cursing in this one, but F*CK ME.

I could sell tickets to this match. And donate the money to a Women's Shelter (which Brown has yet to do) or the SPCA (which I don't believe Vicks has done). Not only are these 2 complete douchey assholes, they are also dumb f*cks wo are desperately in need of some new PR people. Hmm maybe Chris Brown could ask his best buddy Diddy for help?

Okay, rant over. On paper at least. In my head I am imagining all the fun and interesting things I would like to do to these two if I could. Well, they would be fun for me.

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Manson Family Member granted parole

After 34 years, Lynette "Squeaky" Fromme will be released on August 16th after serving 34 years for pointing a gun at then President Gerald Ford. For me however, Fromme is best known as one of the infamous Manson Family. I have what some would consider an unhealthy interest in serial killers. Chillax, I do not want to be one. At one point in my life I just wanted to crawl inside their heads and figure out what makes their heads f*cking tick.

Although she did not have a direct hand in the brutal Tate/La Bianca murders that rocked the world in 1969, Fromme became the unofficial leader of the family once Charlie was arrested. During the trial she rallied the remaining Family members, camping outside the courthouse, disrupting the trial at times, proclaiming Manson's innocence to the media, intimidating witnesses and even going so far as to carve an "x" in their forehead when Manson did.

The attempted assassination of Ford supposedly had nothing to do with Manson (she wanted to talk to him about the plight of the California Redwoods). But her escape from jail in 1987 most definitely did (she had heard that Manson was suffering from testicular cancer). She was captured within a few days.

Prison authorities will not comment on Fromme's behaviour during the recent years of her incarceration. Manson is still in jail. His next parole hearing will be in 2012. Maybe she can go and be a character witness for him!

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Laura Ling & Euna Lee back on US Soil!

With all the hoopla surrounding Michael Jackson, the Brange hitting McDonald's on a regular basis and the latest hair colour of Britney we all forget the important things in life. That Bill Clinton is amazing. It was no wonder that he could get any piece of ass he wanted while in office. The man is very very persuasive.

In March of this year, 2 journalists for Current TV were arrested for allegedly illegally entering North Korea via the Chinese border. In June, Laura Ling and Euna Lee were sentenced to 12 years hard labour. Early yesterday morning reports surfaced that former President Bill Clinton was on his way to north Korea to broker the release of Ling and Lee. After a meeting with President Kim Jong Il, the women were pardoned and are now back on US soil.

I know that it wasn't all Bill. There were undoubtedly a lot of back room discussions and high level meetings about this. But Bill went in on his white jet and was the hero of the day.

Laura spoke briefly to the assembled media. "Thirty hours ago, Euna Lee & I were prisoners in North Korea" Laura's started off, her voice quavering with emotion. "We feared at any moment we would end up in a hard-labour camp. Then we were told were were going to a meeting. We were taken to a location, and when we walked through the doors, we saw standing before us President Bill Clinton. We were shocked, but we knew that the nightmare of our lives would soon be over."

These photos speak for themselves. Euna Lee's reunion with her husband & 4 year old daughter Hannah are particularly touching. I am very happy that this was able to occur!

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Keifer Sutherland Assault case dropped

Remember back in May when Keifer Sutherland allegedly head-butted a designer who accidentally bumped into Brooke Shields at a swanky black tie event in NYC. Was that not the most awesome story ever? Keifer is hanging out at a Met Gala after party, likely in a tux, and a guy bumps into his friend Brooke (who knew they were even friends?). The logical response is to head butt them right? That is what rational even-tempered people do? Ha. Only in Hollyweird. Or in 1990 when my boyfriend would get drunk and rowdy any chance he got. Loser (boyfriend, not Keifer - love Keifer).

And then the totally f*cked up aftermath of the Sutherland-Shields-Designer debacle. He said, he said and then she said bullsh*t on all sides. Brooke is apparently friends with both men. While I personally couldn't wait for the trial and the witness list, word is that prosecutors have declined to prosecute the case. Damn it!

The complaining witness was apparently "quite uncooperative" - because the two men decided to behave like civilised individuals and talk it out, not something that sounds like talk, but means punch it out. Boring.

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Chris Brown's Faux-pology

Once upon a time, Chris Brown had it all. An incredibly promising career that drew comparisons to Michael Jackson & Usher, legions of devoted fans, a beautiful & talented girlfriend. In February 2009 Chris Brown beat the crap out of his girlfriend. We all saw the horrific police image showing her injuries. Chris Brown said nothing. He hid behind his lawyers and kept his mouth shut. Days after beating the crap out of his girlfriend, Chris Brown was photographed having a grand time in Florida at Diddy's house. Smiling, laughing, not a care in the world.

In June, Chris Brown and his fancy high priced lawyers struck a deal. Brown pled guilty to a felony for beating the crap out of his girlfriend, but will not serve any jail time. He got community service and probation. He can go on with his life, continuing to perform and make music. And continue to make more money than most of us will ever see in our lives.

In a 2 minute video posted on his You-Tube channel Chris Brown apologised for his actions today. Almost 6 months after beating the crap out of his girlfriend, he finally took responsibility for what happened in February. You know, when he beat the crap out of his girlfriend. Apparently, when he wasn't partying at Diddy's house in Florida, or at Diddy's Annual White Party he has deeply entrenched in soul searching and talking with him mom and his preacher and his spiritual advisers. He wanted to speak publicly about this sooner, but on the advice of his lawyers, he kept his mouth shut until now. Ugh.

Here's what I think. As this whole blog is pretty much about me and what I think, if you hadn't figured that out yet! I think he is sorry. I honestly do. Will he do it again? I don't know. I hope not. The problem(s) I have with this whole thing is this (or these). He wasn't man enough to own up to this earlier. We all knew what he did. F*ck, we all saw the photo. If he was trying to figure out why he behaved that way, what the f*ck was he doing jet skiing mere days after beating the crap out of his girlfriend. Should we appreciate the gesture?

People are saying they thought it sounded forced and that he was reading off cue cards. Did you honestly expect anything else? Of course his PR people, his lawyers and his managers carefully scripted every word that come out off his mouth today. Hell, he has probably been rehearsing it for weeks. This is the first step in an attempt to salvage a career that until he beat the crap out of his girlfriend was going swimmingly. And he will succeed in salvaging his career. Of that I am fairly certain. We humans are fickle and forget pretty quickly what horrible things we do to each other.

I am curious what his next step in Operation Save My Ass will be. A tear filled interview with Oprah? Nah, he should be terrified of Oprah. Maybe Tyra instead. A strategic donation to a battered women's shelter? Some convenient photos of him mentoring troubled youth?

I heard a great story this week about young Chris Brown. Apparently he tried to sit next to Mariah Carey at Diddy's White Party over July 4th Weekend. Word is that she asked him to move along. Love it. At least someone is woman enough to let this boy know that what he did was despicable. It may be a tall tale, but I love it anyways. Mariah Carey has just risen a few rungs on the ladder in my estimation!

I would like to give this boy the benefit of the doubt. I would like to think that he will never lay a hand on a woman again. I really would. Time will tell. His life will go on pretty much unchanged from how it was before he beat the crap out of his girlfriend. People will still buy his albums. He has his whole posse of celebrity friends that will stand by him apparently no matter what he does. His ex-girlfriend on the other hand will never be the same again. What he did to her, what he admitted to doing to her has changed her forever. So many battered women go through this every day. But they do not do it in the public eye. No one would see a photo of me like that on TMZ. This will follow her forever. As it does every woman who has been beaten by a man they love. In spite of all her fame, her money, her privilege, Rhianna is just a girl who had the crap beaten out of her by her boyfriend. And he got away with it.

Justice sux, unless you are rich and famous.

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Paris Hilton is a going to Jail?

I was really really hoping that there would be a possibility of jail time for Paris at the end of this. I would even be okay with her in one of those Martha Stewart type jails. Her and Bernie Madoff, sharing a cell. That would be awesome. Sadly however, the world is totally against me this week and there is no possibility of jail time if this trial does not go in her favour. Ugh.

So in 2006 Paris was in a totally lame movie that no one saw - "National Lampoons Pledge This". I didn't see it, and I see pretty much everything. The makers of said blockbuster are suing the Hilton for $8 million, claiming that she did not fulfill her contractual obligations to promote the movie. I am shocked by this piece of news. Seriously. Shocked and even a little appalled.



Paris took the time out of her busy schedule to fly back from Dubai where she is filming another piece of crap that no one will see: "My New BFF" . She flew in special to look serious and responsible and not the least bit brainless. I don't think her reported continual playing with her braids helped her case.

The question before the court in my head is: we all know the movie sucked. But would more people have been suckered into seeing it if Paris had completed the promotion of the movie as she was contractually obligated to do? If she had gone on Leno and Jimmy Kimmel would that have translated to a bigger box office? Sadly, likely.

Pairs of course, contends that she "promoted the hell" out of the movie and that producers made unreasonable demands on her already full schedule. Paris is expected to take the stand on her defence later today or next week. From the photos, it appears that the poor thing thinks she is on on a catwalk somewhere. Pose hard Paris! Gah. Why is she famous?

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