According to McAfee, if you search for Jessica Biel online, you have a one in five chance of stumbling across a website with malaware. Poor Jessica can't catch a break anywhere can she!
She works so hard being the perfect Hollywood girlfriend to Justin Timberlake, auditioning for so many roles that she knows she will never get. Trying to be taken seriously as an artist in Hollywood. And that is going really well for her right?
Poor Jessica. Now she can't even rely on horny desperate teenage boys doing a search for some old topless shots of her to keep her star somewhere on the horizon. So sad.
Maybe it is time to pull out a sex tape Jess? Cause what else is there for you?