Will this make Twi-Hards forget Rachelle?

Oh Summit Entertainment, you know that all the Twi-Hards are majorly pissed off at the "scheduling conflict" that has resulted in the replacement of Rachelle LeFevre with Bryce Dallas Howard. The interweb is abuzz with anger and much stamping of their collective feet, there is at least one petition rumoured to be delivered to Summit personally by a few of the crayzees this week. Petitions? Really?

How do you pacify angry Twi-hards? By giving them a little taste of what they really really want. Official posters featuring the oh-so-lickable Edward..... sorry..... Robert Pattinson. 2 new posters were conveniently released today, featuring leads R-Pattz and Kristen Stewart. They both look suitably dreamy and tortured enough to make the fans simmer down. And Robert is of course staring straight at us all. Sigh.

As an aside, have you seen the new Twi-product out there. Not only could your birthday, graduation, Bat Mitzvah feature plates and cups with the casts faces plastered all over them, you can now send that special someone a card complete with Edwardisms. How very precious.

And in the people have no concept of humour basket we have the fact that Chris Weitz had to release an official statement reassuring the Twi-hards (and their parents) that there will be no nudity in New Moon.

Dear all,
I would like to put everyone’s mind at rest and let them know that the Volturi are not naked! Jamie (Campbell-Bower) has what you might call a dry sense of humor and almost managed to convince me — which is why he’s such a good actor. Anyway, be assured that, even though we do want the look of the Volturi to be a bit of a surprise, they are always — as in the book! — fully clothed.
Best,

Chris Weitz

People will believe anything. And this is why I hate people. Gah!

XO