Thursday, August 13, 2009

"Team Edward" in a Frenzy over EW Cover

Okay, so within Twi-hard world there are supposedly two camps - Team Jacob and Team Edward. Fairly self explanatory - those on Team Jacob believe that Bella Swan should end up with Jacob and have puppies, whereas Team Edward fans thing Bella & Edward's love is miraculous and true and is not to be f*cked with. Apparently there is also a "Team Switzerland" - I have no idea what they want...... hopefully a threeway (with Jasper, not Jacob - see below for why)?

I honestly don't understand the "Team Jacob" people. Have they not read the books? We all know who Ms Bella Swan picks in the end and it certainly ain't the friend who helps her pick up the pieces after her amazingly hot, super dazzling and oh so sparkly boyfriend abandons her in the forest. Those who wear the "Team Jacob" T-shirts (and panties - which is a world of eww) know they are fighting a losing battle. It is not as if Stephanie Meyer is gonna rewrite Breaking Dawn (although I kinda wish she would, but that is a whole other post) and give the Jacob and Bella fans the happy ending they so desperately desire (but then again, no one really gets a "happy ending" in any of these damn books.....f*cking "fade to black" bulls*it).

Anyways...... Kristen Stewart and the adorable Taylor Lautner grace the cover of the most recent Fall Movie edition of Entertainment Weekly. Summit keeps trying to convince me that Tay-Tay is deserving of his new "leading man" status, but I still don't see it. Especially because many people call him Tay-Tay. I am sure he will do a competent job in New Moon, but he looks like such a kid. Nothing like a bad ass werewolf/shapeshifter who is 17 going on 25. Maybe it is because I could be his mother and feel live a total perve even thinking of him in "that" way?

It is crystal clear from the article, video (which you can see at and these images that Kristen and Taylor have a great relationship and that Kristen seems very protective of her younger costar. When Chris Weitz was tapped to direct New Moon, his first order of business was to decide if 16 year old Taylor was right for the part of Jacob. While Kristen understood the process she "knew he had [to do] it. Just because of how I felt around him. I literally saw Jacob in him.'' She also calls their relationship: ''lamely cute. I love that kid. I would do anything for him. I would kill for him, literally.'' I don't know if I can buy any sexual heat between these two. They seem like such siblings. I fear it is gonna be a wierd, incestuous vibe throughout the whole movie. We shall see!

Stewart also speaks of her dedication to the series and her character stating that the cast "definitely feel protective of the series" All those people out there who say she doesn't give a s*it about the movie or the series need to sit the f*ck down. Srsly, Kristen is probably the only one with balls enough to confront a director if something rings false. You need her in this movie Twi-hards. Without her it would be total s*it.

Kristen looks super hot in these photos. Girl crush is continuing..... And she is happy and smiling, which will also shock and amaze many of you. Oh and Taylor packed on 32 pounds, he is amazing chiseled and "carved"......blah blah blah.......I don't care. He looks 12. I am sure he is super nice and sweet.... ugh. Crunchy granola with a side of bland. Shiny white teeth. Ugh

The magazine hit's stand tomorrow


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