Twilight Baby??

My home & native land of Australia has it's fair share of trashy magazines. My fave was New Idea because it had the most awesome Crossword Puzzle ever (seriously, I loved that crossword puzzle). One that I don't think was there when I lived Down Under is "New Weekly". Amongst many other stories, this high quality publication is reporting that Kristen Stewart & Robert Pattinson not only made sweet sweet love, but now they are having a baby!

According to a pal of K-Stew's "When she worked out she was late, she obviously started to thinking (sic) that she could be pregnant. And because of the timing, she thinks Rob could be the father". The undercover couple are now faced with their "toughest challenge" ever as they grapple with this unexpected news. OMG.

Could you imagine if this was true? That would be beyond awesome. It is total bullsh*t (of course), but could you even fathom the insanity if it were true? Twi-hards everywhere would be pulling out their hair and gnashing their teeth at the prospect of a Twi-baby. And they would be so torn. Part of them would be ecstatic the Rob and Kristen were together, but the crazier part of them would be going at apesh*t at the thought of Edward Cullen being with anyone but them (cause you know they think of him as Edward, not Rob). OMFG. I so totally love this.

Here are a few photos of Rob onset today. Homeboy looks a little rough. In character? Or celebrating the 4th a little too much? Or has he finally had enough of the crazy? More of these mysterious sources are claiming that "He's so over everything. He's overwhelmed by all the girls - they terrify him!....Fans don't do that to him in London. Everyone there is a little cooler about the fame thing, which is what he's used to. He's embarrassed by the way girls throw themselves at him. The girls here are stalking him. He stayed in two different hotels over the course of four days just to try to escape the fans who were following him. He's afraid that if he gives a hand, they'll take the whole arm. He's being advised by security not to encourage the crowd, so he doesn't even look up anymore" Awww my poor little buttercup! He can come stay with me and hide out from all the crazies.

XO