White Trash Angelina Playing with the Grown-ups!

I haven't written anything about the verbal war going on between Michael Bay & Megan Fox because, frankly, I don't really care. Both of them need to sit the f*ck down and get over themselves. People do not go to see a Michael Bay film for the amazing acting performances, but to suggest that appearing in one of his films will not aid your career as an actor is both disrespectful and naive. Ugh. They are both irritating. No matter what they say, Transformers 2 is not going to suck any less.

Moving on.

It used to be that sitting in the front row at a runway show in Paris meant something. It was reserved for those celebrity types who were know as fashionistas and commanded a certain level of respect both in Hollyweird and around the world. But then the dumb twats started showing up, with their eating disorders, little dogs and drug problems. Designers realised that they would get more press by having the likes of Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and other D-list celebrities sitting front and centre. I get it, I may not like it, but I get it. Armani must be in desperate need of some press considering who was front and centre at the Giorgio Armani Prive for Paris Fashion Week Haute Couture A/W 2010.

Megan Fox sitting next to Cate Blanchett? Seriously? WTF? Cate next to Megan? One of the most fashion forward, risk taking women in the world, who also happens to be one of the greatest actresses of her generation. Sitting next to white trash Angelina? Ugh ugh ugh. Armani must be desperate for some press at his show this year, cause that should be the only reason she would be invited to sit in the front row at his show. She is probably confused, looking for the cut-off denim and hooker heels line.

At least Chanel had the sense to keep their front row a little less trashy. The incomparable Marion Colltiard was front and centre at the Chanel show this week. Marion is the new face of Chanel's ad campaign for their Lady Chanel Bag. Magnifique!

XO